If you want to make the world a better place you have to make your world a better place

Marry someone who can make you laugh in public and scream in bed.
― Me giving my friend relationship advice (via sexual-feelings)

(Source: dafunnyposts)


I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great

Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t.